shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,
we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.
Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!
or you could get them a zodiac present :)

shitthesignssay:

Let’s be frank,

we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.

Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed hate mail!

or you could get them a zodiac present :)

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

princeryuuhou:


i feel like you need to see this friend

is this the real life

princeryuuhou:

i feel like you need to see this friend

is this the real life

asks:
*whispers suggestively* omelette du fromage

jaegertaming:

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sheepieo:

this is a queued post telling you that i am gay. please queue this to let your friends know that you are also gay.

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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aeviternal-rat:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

  • fun first date ideas:

    overthrow ur government w/ the bae

askstripes:

breathingtimemachine:

markdoesstuff:

worth every second

Wow

Fun with laser pointers.

history1970s:


this makes me want to cry, legitimately,
every time i see it
don’t do that this cat is so sad

history1970s:

this makes me want to cry, legitimately,

every time i see it

don’t do that this cat is so sad

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

clitreaper:

WHEN IS IT MY TURN FOR A CUTE RELATIONSHIP